BatCat, AU where Catwoman is the crimefighter and Batman is the thrill-seeking, sexually alluring thief.
Once again Catwoman had cornered the alluring thief Batman on the roof of a museum after one of his heists had gone awry. ”Bruce, how many times are we going to do this dance?”
"Oh Selena, you know there’s a dance I’d much rather be doing with you. But a bat’s gotta fly," Batman replied with a sly grin before diving off the roof and gliding into the night as Catwoman just watched him escape, a faint smile forming on her lips as she did.
Alfred: I hope you'll try to keep a low profile tonight, sir.
Batman: Trust me, I'll take out those assassins before they even know I'm there.
Alfred: It's not just that... if some curious child looks out to see who's pattering across their rooftop, they'll expect Santa Claus, not a black-clad bat creature.
Batman: I don't patter.
Alfred: *Exasperated sigh*